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Scratchings on the menu for Eastleigh voters

The Beer, Baccy and Scratchings Party leader Ray Hall has had the name approved by the Electoral Commission with just under a month to go until polling day. Ray told Eastleigh News “I’ve got my mojo back” after receiving the decision on Wednesday morning. His original party name, The Beer, Baccy and Crumpet Party, was censored…

Queen names Britannia at Southampton

The Queen visited Southampton on Tuesday to name P&O Ferries’ new cruise liner, Britannia. Hundreds of invited guests saw the Queen bless the boat before launching a giant magnum of champagne in to the hull. “I name this ship Britannia, may God bless her, and all who sail in her”. Queen Elizabeth said. The naming…

Electoral Commission ban ‘Crumpet’ party

Eastleigh voters will have one less choice on their ballot papers on polling day after the Electoral Commission decided that The Beer,Baccy and Crumpet is simply too rude for the General Election. Ray Hall, the leader of the fringe party has received a letter  from the commission informing him that the word ‘Crumpet’ is “likely…